Wife : "why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.
Marriage is like a public toilet .
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Those who remain single and make wonders happen.
Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
And those who get married and wonder what happened=))
Wives are magicians............
They can change anything into an argument.
Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY???? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have wives!